Lyrics to: The Ultimate Showdown

Verse 1
Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly, Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and
Took an Ak-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets
And he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

Chorus
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny.

Verse 2
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
While Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun,
Which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it
And he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime
But they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

Chorus
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Bridge
Angels sung out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick, which shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman turned back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Verse 3
Then Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python's and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and
Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
and Hulk Hogan,

All came out of nowhere
Lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris
In his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle
The world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe,

The raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed
But eventually,
The champion stood
The rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater!

Chorus
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive
I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
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My Review: A definite classic. In synch and catchy. One of the best NG Music Videos ever! The best Lemon Demon song. A legend. 10/10
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