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    Posted by LyricMaster - February 8th, 2008


    Lyrics to: Ridin' The Hook
    from the SpongeBob SquarePants Album, The Best Day Ever (2006)

    This was a request.

    Intro
    SpongeBob: Ok drummer count us in!
    Patrick: Yeah drummer, count us in.
    SpongeBob: Patrick, you're the drummer.
    Patrick: Oh, uh 10, 9, 5, 4, 3, 2. 1

    Verse 1
    Down here in the foamy brine
    We get so bored sometimes.
    We need a thrill to kill some time
    So we go looking for a fishing line.
    We give a little tug and hang on tight
    Make the man upstairs think he's got a bite
    But you gotta know when to stop
    You gotta drop before you reach the top.

    Bridge
    They reel you in so fast...
    Let's see you, let's go last...
    It's a blast!

    Refrain
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.

    Bridge
    Patrick, you're up again
    Uh 7, J, I'm hungry.

    Verse 2
    You better have nerves of steel
    If you wanna beat the ridin' reel.
    Who'll back down, is it you or me?
    We'll have to wait and see
    I dig that charge, I need a buzz
    Ask me why, it's just because..
    Let's see what you're made of boy
    What're you afraid of boy?

    Bridge
    Nobody wants to be..
    The Chicken of the Sea.
    Not me!

    Refrain
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.

    Bridge
    Here Patrick lemme help you.
    No,no, I got it!
    10 ,9, uh 7, why does it have to be backwards?! Uh 5, 4, 3, 2,

    Going up!
    Going down!

    Hey! Who you calling scared?
    It's a double, triple dare.
    Keep it square!

    Final Refrain
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ridin' the hook now.
    Ride, ride, ride, ridin' the hook now....


    Posted by LyricMaster - January 20th, 2008


    Lyrics to: the PICO DAY anthem

    [Verse 1]
    Well everyone knows that I'm the best!
    I'm tougher and smarter than the rest
    I got wicked 'do' and a hairy chest and I can really make a mess
    So today is Pico day that's right
    We'll party all day and party all night when tommorow comes we won't forget
    Unless we drank too much
    Join the party and meet some some friends
    Dance with a turkey and a rooster and a hen
    Be random all night long and send
    Some midgets to Japan!
    Coz the sun won't set it'll last forever
    Let's all join and sing together
    The part of the song that's coming up
    It's the chorus, HERE IT IS!

    [Chorus]
    This is Pico Day
    Join with us as we celebrate
    This is Pico Day
    And it's all about me

    [Verse 2]
    The fun is growing more and more
    People young and old galore!
    We're lucky in the end Michael Jackson's not around
    There's fun that's fit for every type
    From trampolines to pillow fights
    Karaoke and Random Brawls will keep us going on
    There are special guest appearances
    By Tom Fulp and Salad Fingers
    Paladin, Xombie and Bitey too
    And they've all come to meet you
    Now the biggest part of all is here
    All join and sing once more
    The anthem for this day of mine
    One, two, three, four

    [Chorus]
    This is Pico Day
    Join with us as we celebrate
    This is Pico Day
    And it's all about me

    [Repeat chorus]

    When all the fun comes to an end and all is done
    Then we live knowing that this day will probably come again
    But I'll always be there for you
    To play my games and watch my movies
    Just hold on until this day
    Comes...
    Again!
    ______________________________________
    Special Thanks: www.jazzastudios.com
    ______________________________________
    My Review: A great Pico tibute. Well made song. Should be the official Pico anthem.
    ______________________________________
    Next Lyric Post: idk...


    Posted by LyricMaster - January 6th, 2008


    Lyrics to: Luis Day Song

    Spoken

    Some-Douchebag: Your moderator luis BANNED ME. You should DE-MOD him!
    Tom: Luis isn't my moderator. He's my friend.

    Verse 1
    Luis is my friend.
    He helps moderate the site.
    He bought me drinks at Comic-Con.
    And we had a good night.

    Luis is my friend.
    His cartoons are alright.
    He made one for Halloween
    And it gave me a big fright

    Luis is my friend.
    He's also really nice
    He made a Newgrounds Scrapbook.
    In fact, he's done it twice.

    Luis is my friend.
    He submits to Pico Day.
    His cartoons are real awesome.
    And never ever gay.

    Luis is my friend.
    He comes to the Mod Meet.
    We drink lots of beer.
    And that is pretty sweet.

    Luis is my friend.
    He invented the collab.
    They all started in Time Trials.
    But some of them were bad.

    Luis is my friend.
    That's all I have to say.
    Let's all throw a party.
    And call it "Luis Day"!

    Happy Luis Day, Luis!
    ______________________________________
    My Review: It made me lol. Luis made collabs? Informative and funny. Hilarious. 10/10
    ______________________________________
    Next Lyric Post: Pico Day Anthem


    Posted by LyricMaster - December 31st, 2007


    Lyrics to: The Ultimate Showdown

    Verse 1
    Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground
    When suddenly, Batman burst from the shade
    And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
    But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
    Who proceeded to open a can of Shaq Fu
    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
    And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
    Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
    But before it could make it back to the Batcave
    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and
    Took an Ak-47 out from under his hat
    And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
    But he ran out of bullets
    And he ran away
    Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

    Chorus
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of Ultimate Destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
    As far the eye can see
    And only one will survive
    I wonder who it will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of Ultimate Destiny.

    Verse 2
    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
    Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
    And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
    While Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
    And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
    When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
    But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
    Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
    Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
    And he reached for his gun,
    Which he just couldn't find
    'cause Batman stole it
    And he shot and he missed
    And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
    Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
    While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
    Onto Optimus Prime
    But they collided in the air
    Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

    Chorus
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of Ultimate Destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
    As far the eye can see
    And only one will survive
    I wonder who it will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown...

    Bridge
    Angels sung out in immaculate chorus
    Down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris
    Who delivered a kick, which shatter bones
    Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
    Who fell over on the ground
    Writhing in pain
    As Batman turned back into Bruce Wayne
    But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
    And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

    Verse 3
    Then Gandalf the Grey,
    And Gandalf the White,
    And Monty Python's and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
    And Benito Mussolini,
    And the Blue Meanie,
    And Cowboy Curtis,
    And Jambi the Genie,
    Robocop,
    Terminator,
    Captain Kirk,
    Darth Vader,
    Lo Pan,
    Superman,
    Every single Power Ranger,
    Bill S. Preston and
    Theodore Logan,
    Spock,
    The Rock,
    Doc Ock,
    and Hulk Hogan,

    All came out of nowhere
    Lightning fast
    And they kicked Chuck Norris
    In his cowboy ass
    It was the bloodiest battle
    The world ever saw
    With civilians looking on in total awe,

    The raged on for a century
    Many lives were claimed
    But eventually,
    The champion stood
    The rest saw their better:
    Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater!

    Chorus
    This is the Ultimate Showdown
    Of Ultimate Destiny
    Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
    As far as the eye can see
    And only one will survive
    I wonder who it will be
    This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown)
    This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
    ______________________________________
    My Review: A definite classic. In synch and catchy. One of the best NG Music Videos ever! The best Lemon Demon song. A legend. 10/10
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    Next Lyric Post: Luis Day Song


    Posted by LyricMaster - December 29th, 2007


    Lyrics to: Mario RPG: Rawest Forest

    Goomba: Hey, have you heard about that Mario guy?
    Koopa: Him? You mean?
    Goomba: Yea, the one with the mushrooms
    Koopa: Yea!
    Goomba: You know, the one jumping around in the forest
    Koopa: Yea, yea, I know him, I know him
    Goomba: Yes? Okay, hey check it out!

    Super Mario RPG
    It is the only one just for me
    When I play the game, I get lost in a phase
    Then I find out I'm stuck in Geno's Maze

    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mario!
    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
    Mario: Gimme See Ya!
    Bowser: Gimme Geno!
    Mario: Gimme Cookies!

    Magikoopa: Of course, we will get you that Mario

    Bowser: We need to mute that stupid voice
    Mario: I need to get those damn frog coins

    There are many secrets in this game!
    Many of which drive some peeps insane!
    Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
    Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

    Exiting the forest is super simple:
    All you do is follow these path turns
    For the rest of your gaming life

    Speaker: Gimme Star Eye, gimme Cookies, gimme See Ya,
    gimme Great Guy's Casino gimme everything i need

    Mario: Wait, wait, wait, who are you?

    Exor: Hahahahaha.

    Exor's Verse:
    My name is Exor, I'm the rappers angel
    Travelling Blade with the Axem Rangers
    Why should lamers like Mario with his Party of
    A bunch of retarded Joes
    Fix a Star Road, I don't think so
    (Geno: Geno Whirl!) I don't blink slow (Geno: Let's do this!)
    Cause every time I drive and rhyme a rhyme I damage my right eye more than nine times ninety nine

    Mario's Verse:
    Lately's been a boredom and lack of interest
    Little cats call us fags and incestous
    Italian guy, my master plan and blaster plants
    rescue the castle princesses
    Koopas and Gombas, them I just laugh at
    I'ma hit "A" to raise the level of attacks
    Don't fight the poverty, but hey! Kids that are lonely can
    drop it and play my game to get their bodies to act glad

    Dialogue 1:
    Speaker: Gimme
    Croco: My name is Croco
    Speaker: Gimme, gimme
    Croco: Wallet
    Speaker: Gimme
    Croco: Wallet
    Speaker: Gimme, gimme
    Croco: In the end of the game
    Speaker: Gimme
    Croco: Items
    Speaker: Gimme, gimme
    Croco: Something rare

    Dialogue 2:
    Great Guy: Oh, hello!
    Mario: Oh, it's a little creepy up here
    Great Guy: Yea, it is
    Mario: I'm a little low on hit points
    Great Guy: Okay?
    Mario: You have any refreshments?
    Great Guy: Yea, you can take this mushroom
    Mario: BUT IT'S ROTTEN!!

    Princess Toadstools Verse:
    I am just a princess, please help me!
    Booster is scary.
    I've heard rumours he's taking me to Marrymore
    but I don't wanna marry more I wanna marry Mario

    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mario!
    Mario: Gimme Frog Coins!
    Bowser: Gimme Mallow!
    Mario: Gimme SeeYa!
    Bowser: Gimme Geno!

    Princess Toadstool: Gimme my frying pan and parasol

    There are many secrets in this game!
    Many of which drive some peeps insane!
    Why we try to cheat in a really good game?
    Just sounds like crap and it makes you look lame!

    Exiting the forest is super simple:
    All you do is follow these path turns
    For the rest of your gaming life.
    ______________________________________
    My Review: It was a very catchy tune. I haven't yet played the game yet, but it sounds good. The animation was in synch. I give it a 4/5 9/10
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    Next Lyric Post: The Ultimate Showdown